For a while now, I’ve been mulling over how I would start off this post in a manner that would bring you, my two and a half readers, deeper and deeper into this post. Let’s try a different approach:

• What do the N.Y. Jets, a steel pail, a burgundy wristband, and wine have in common?
• Would you eat a cigar?
  Would you lick a stone soaked in salt water?
  Would you eat grass with a little grapefruit juice?
• Any marketer’s dilemma right now is to figure out how to get facebook, twitter, and any other of the myriad of social sites to act as part their strategy.

The answer to all of these, with some matter of grammatical correction to make the response match the question, is Gary Vaynerchuk! I came across Gary via twitter and have simply been healthily fanatic about watching his videos at Wine Library TV and on his blog. Everywhere that you come across Gary on this world wide web of ours, you will notice that he continuously invites you to interact with his life via any manner of sites: linkedin, facebook, twitter, pownce, myspace, and many others.

What impresses me about Gary is not the fact that he is pimping his name all over the place. It’s smart, but it’s not why he is a success. Gary Vaynerchuk is real! He completely loves life and shows it outwardly. He is an asset based thinker, not deficit based (though there is the whole Jets thing but I can let that slide). You can see what I mean in this video from one of Gary’s recent posts really says a TON about this man:

But to really get a taste of what Gary is like, you have to spend some time watching the videos over at Wine Library TV. I like wine and enjoy trying to analyze it. Gary makes the entire experience less pretentious. It is simply visceral the way that he approaches wine. It’s obviously a part of his life, and since he obviously love life, he certainly lets you know how much he loves wine – even when the wine sucks.

So what you need to do is check out some of the links that I just threw at you. Enjoy them for the content and educational matter. Then enjoy them for their life-changing and directional matter. Look into the motivation behind them. Remember, numbers and money follow, they do not lead. So ask yourself what is leading Gary. Once you figure that out and act upon that in your own life, you will probably find yourself smiling a little bit more

Some of you may not understand.  I love my job.  Every day brings with it new challenges and a constant drive to change for the better.  To keep up with the environment, you start to acquire new skills either by focusing on the need to develop them or by inheriting the skill through some form of mental osmosis.  This latter form of metamorphosis has started to lead me down the path of noticing things.  Maybe the following awareness test will help to explain a little.

If you didn’t see it, thank the loving scotoma wherein you simply don’t see that which you’re not looking for. This ability to “notice” things even applies to that which isn’t there but ought to be as in my cell phone adventure where a seemingly simple solution to something just wasn’t there.

It’s getting worse for me. Today I saw a simple advertisement in a gas station regarding a bluetooth headset. There was a picture of the headset next to a picture of a model wearing the headset. Actually, she wasn’t wearing it at all. She was wearing a completely different model. Out of all the things to notice, that’s what I picked up on.

To clarify my point, I wanted to share a picture of the ad with you. My cell phone took a really crappy picture so I thought I would check the facility’s website. Amazingly there is a page dedicated to store specials and there is a small version of the flyer on that page (at least for now because they change it every month). That version of the circular doesn’t help illustrate the point because it’s too small. But they’ve apparently thought things through enough to allow you to click through and acquire a .pdf version of the ad. Click! Grrrrrrrr. The .pdf version is the circular from LAST MONTH. Come on!

I’m a nice guy, so I decided that I would let them know about the problem by submitting a comment about their page. My first problem there is that “location visited” is a required field. I don’t have a problem about a location, I have a problem with the website. Well… let’s fill it in anyway.

OK… where the hell was I? I was driving from point A (which I know the name of) to point B (which I also know the name of) but I never had the need to remember what city or town I was in when I had take a piss. So why would I want to look at a list of cities? I’d much rather look at a list of states and then cities. But I’m just being harsh I suppose. Eventually I find out that there is only one location in Michigan, so I chose that one! Let’s fill in the comment itself. And you know what, I am feeling so nice, I want to give the technician who’ll be working on this problem the actual url to the page.

So what exactly am I suppose to make of this? Is this the list of characters that I can’t use, or the list of characters that I can use? Because when they tell me “alpha-numeric,” I’m thinking letters and numbers and I know that letters and numbers are fine. So if letters and numbers are fine and the site is telling me something in relation to letters and numbers, then it should hold that everything else in this list should be fine. Not! Too bad for the technician that needs to fix the .pdf problem. I don’t have enough time to turn into a pro-bono consultant for inept thinking so I’ll leave the shitty form feedback for another day.

Now as you’ve been reading this, I know that you’re thinking that I’m just being picky. Admittedly there is a very fine line between being picky and being hyper-aware. Where that line sits has a lot to do with your environment. If you work in an environment that thrives on improvements and yearns for being the best, then expressing your concerns would be welcome and you are being hyper-aware. If you’re not in that environment… get another job.